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Happy Monday Con Report - Concellation 2023

Greetings, fellow space cadets and fantasy aficionados! Crash Facepalm here, your suave but hapless astronaut reporter, reporting live from the non-stop extravaganza that is #Concellation2023. It's Monday, and let me tell you, this convention shows no signs of stopping!

The weekend has been a whirlwind of outrageous events that have left us all in awe and stitches. From time-traveling cosplayers to duels with lightsabers that ended up in a dance-off, this convention has truly taken the concept of "out of this world" to new heights!

One of the highlights so far was the panel discussion featuring the legendary author @IsaacAsimov and the brilliant @NeilTyson. They engaged in a heated debate about the possibility of teleportation, which ended with them accidentally swapping bodies! Seeing Asimov try to navigate a futuristic smartphone while Tyson struggled with writing equations on a chalkboard was absolutely priceless!

The cosplay parade was another spectacle to behold. We had a Gandalf riding a hoverboard, a troupe of dancing Daleks, and even a group of brave souls dressed as

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