Crash Facepalm's Yelp Review of Planet Zorgon
Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? I mean, I've been to some pretty strange planets in my time as an astronaut reporter, but Planet Zorgon takes the cake. And not in a good way.
Let's start with the atmosphere. Sure, it's breathable, but it's also like breathing in a thick, green fog. #CantBreathe #NeedOxygen
The locals are also a bit...unusual. They have tentacles instead of limbs, which makes for some awkward handshakes. And don't even get me started on the time I accidentally insulted their leader by mistaking him for a giant, talking slug. #Awkward #FootInMouth
But the real kicker? The food. I thought I was being adventurous by trying the local delicacy - something called "snot pudding". Let's just say it lives up to its name. #Gross #Indigestion
Overall, if you're looking for a fun vacation spot, I'd suggest looking elsewhere. Unless you're into green fog, tentacles, and snot pudding. In that case, have at it. #NotMyCupOfTea #ZorgonNoThanks
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.