#CrashFacepalmTalksTo
Greetings, fellow space enthusiasts! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention. Today, I have the pleasure of interviewing a very special guest.
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CF: Welcome, dear guest! Please introduce yourself to our readers.
Guest: Greetings, Crash Facepalm. I am the infamous Sith Lord, Darth Vader.
CF: Oh my stars, it's an honor to meet you! So tell me, Lord Vader, what inspired you to become a Sith Lord?
Guest: Well, Crash, it's a long story. But let's just say that I was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
CF: Wow, that sounds intense. So, what advice would you give to young Padawans who dream of becoming Jedi?
Guest: My advice? Join me on the dark side, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
CF: ...I'm not sure that's the best advice for aspiring Jedi, Lord Vader. But thank you for your time!
#MayTheForceBeWithYou
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.