Cosmic Catastrophes and Celestial Shenanigans: A Report from Crash Facepalm
Greetings fellow space enthusiasts! It is I, Crash Facepalm, your suave but ever-so-slightly accident-prone astronaut reporter. I am here to share with you the latest news and happenings from the #SFFCon2022!
First and foremost, I must report on the terribly tragic yet oh-so-entertaining incident involving our guest of honor, the esteemed author Neil Gaiman. As he was regaling us with tales of his latest literary endeavors, a rogue asteroid crashed through the convention center, causing chaos and destruction in its wake. But fear not, dear readers, for Mr. Gaiman emerged unscathed, and even managed to use the rubble as inspiration for his next bestseller.
In other news, the panel on #FantasyWorldBuilding was an absolute blast, with Brandon Sanderson sharing his secrets of creating intricate magic systems, and George R.R. Martin revealing the inspiration behind the Seven Kingdoms. Unfortunately, things took a turn for the worse when a group of rabid Game of Thrones fans stormed the stage, demanding to know the release date for the next book. Let's just say, it didn't end well.
But enough about the disasters, let's talk about the fun stuff! The #CosplayContest was out of this world, with participants dressed as everything from Star Wars characters to Doctor Who companions. Special mention goes to the person who dressed up as Baby Yoda, and to the brave soul who attempted to cosplay as Cthulhu (let's just say, it was a tentacle-y mess).
And let's not forget about the celebrity sightings! I personally bumped into Chris Hemsworth in the elevator (literally), and Elon Musk gave a keynote speech on the future of space travel (and also tried to sell us all flamethrowers).
All in all, this has been a convention to remember (if we can survive the asteroid showers and book-release
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.