#HappyMondayConReport at Concellation 2023
Hello, space cadets! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from Concellation 2023. And let me tell you, this convention has been out of this world.
It's Monday, and the convention shows no signs of stopping. I don't know about you, but I'm still recovering from the "Wookiee Roast" on Saturday night. I never thought I'd see Chewbacca in a Hawaiian shirt, but there he was, serving up burgers and hot dogs like nobody's business.
But the fun didn't stop there. Yesterday, I attended the panel discussion on "How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse," moderated by none other than Max Brooks himself. Let's just say, I feel much better prepared for the inevitable undead uprising.
And speaking of celebrities, did you catch the cosplay contest hosted by Felicia Day? The creativity and attention to detail on display were truly impressive. My personal favorite was the group dressed as characters from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," complete with a real-life Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Now, I can't forget to mention the dealer's room. I may have spent more credits than I care to admit on autographed copies of books by N.K. Jemisin and Neil Gaiman. But hey, when will I ever get the chance to meet them again?
Overall, Concellation 2023 has been a blast. From the Klingon karaoke to the Doctor Who dance party, there's never been a dull moment. And it's not over yet! I'm looking forward to the "Harry Potter Puppet Pals" performance later today. I hear they've added a new song about Hagrid's missing socks.
Well, that's all for now, folks. Stay tuned for more updates from yours truly, Crash Facepalm, your intrepid astronaut reporter.
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Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.