Crash Facepalm's Hilariously Awful Conspiracy Theory
Hello, fellow convention-goers! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, here to share with you a conspiracy theory that will blow your minds... or maybe just make you laugh.
Now, you may have heard of the Illuminati, the secret society that supposedly controls the world. But what you probably don't know is that they are actually being controlled by a group of intergalactic aliens!
Yes, you heard me right. These aliens have been manipulating our favorite science fiction and fantasy authors for years, using them to spread their subliminal messages and prepare us for their eventual takeover.
Don't believe me? Just look at some of the evidence. J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series? Clearly a ploy to make us more accepting of magic, which the aliens use in their own advanced technology. And George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire? A warning about the dangers of political intrigue and power struggles, which the aliens excel at.
But it's not just authors who are under their control. Celebrities like Beyoncé and Jay-Z are also part of the plan, using their music and fashion to brainwash the masses.
And don't even get me started on Doctor Who. That show is practically a manual for how to deal with alien invasions! It's like the aliens are taunting us with their plans.
So, there you have it. The truth is out there, my friends. And while I may not have all the answers, I do know one thing for sure: we need to stay vigilant and keep our tin foil hats on at all times.
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Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.