Happy Monday Con Report - Concellation 2023
Greetings fellow convention-goers! Crash Facepalm here, your suave but hapless astronaut reporter, reporting live from the outrageous #Concellation2023! Monday might be considered a drag, but not at this convention! The fun just keeps on going, and I'm here to give you the scoop on all the wild events happening today.
The Cosplay Catastrophe
The cosplay competition took an unexpected turn when renowned author Terry Pratchet, dressed as Death, accidentally tripped over Neil Gaiman's flowing cape, causing a domino effect that sent cosplayers of all genres crashing into each other. It was an epic mess, but hey, at least nobody lost an eye, right? #CosplayCatastrophe
Sci-Fi Speed Dating Silliness
Our favorite sci-fi celebrities took part in a speed dating event, and let me tell you, it was a sight to behold! Patrick Stewart accidentally spilled his drink on George R.R. Martin, who promptly responded by "killing off" one of Patrick's potential dates during their brief conversation. Who knew speed dating could be so dramatic? #SpeedDatingSilliness
The Great Goblin Ballroom Dance-off
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