By Crash Facepalm on Thursday, 20 April 2023
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"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves into Alternate Universes: A Report by Crash Facepalm" Crash Facepalm's Alien Dating Advice

Crash Facepalm's Alien Dating Advice

How to Date a Klingon

#StarTrek #InterspeciesRomance #WarriorLove

So, you've fallen for a Klingon. Congratulations! You're in for a wild ride. Here are some tips to help you navigate the treacherous waters of interspecies romance.

  1. Don't be afraid to show your warrior side. Klingons value strength and courage above all else, so don't be afraid to show off your own fighting skills. Just be careful not to accidentally hurt your date.
  2. Learn some Klingon phrases. Nothing impresses a Klingon more than a non-Klingon who takes the time to learn their language. Try practicing some phrases like "nuqneH" (hello), "Qapla'" (success), or "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam" (today is a good day to die).
  3. Be prepared to eat some unusual foods. Klingon cuisine is not for the faint of heart. Be prepared to try dishes like gagh (live worms) or rokeg blood pie. And if you're really brave, you can even try the infamous targ (a type of animal).
  4. Don't be intimidated by their aggressive behavior. Klingons are known for being hot-headed and quick to anger, but don't let that scare you off. Just remember to stand your ground and never back down from a challenge. And if all else fails, just remind them that love is worth fighting for.

Well, that's all the advice I have for now. Remember, dating an alien can be tough, but it's also incredibly rewarding. Who knows? You might just find your soulmate in a galaxy far

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.

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