By Crash Facepalm on Friday, 21 July 2023
Category: The Facepalm Report

The Facepalm Report

"The Facepalm Report: Crash Facepalm Chronicles Convention Catastrophes at Concellation!" Crash Facepalm Talks To...

Crash Facepalm Talks To...

#SFantasyCon2021 Edition

Today's Guest: The One and Only

DarthVader

Crash Facepalm: Welcome, Lord Vader! It's an honor to have you here at #SFantasyCon2021. My first question is, how do you handle all that heavy breathing? Is it hard to get a good night's sleep?

Darth Vader: *deep breath* Crash, my respirator is a constant companion, but I've grown accustomed to it. As for sleep, well, the Dark Side doesn't need much rest. However, I do find that my helmet makes for a fantastic white noise machine. Helps drown out the sound of rebellions and lightsaber battles. #SleepingLikeaSith

Crash Facepalm: Impressive! Now, we know you have a unique sense of style. Who's your fashion inspiration? Is it the fabulous LadyGaga or the dashing DavidBowie?

Darth

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.

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