Crash Facepalm's Science Report
Greetings, space fans! It's your favorite accident-prone astronaut, Crash Facepalm, reporting on the latest bizarre and hilarious science news from around the galaxy.
#MarsProblems
First up, it seems that our beloved red planet is causing some serious problems for the latest batch of colonists. Reports indicate that the terraforming process has hit a bit of a snag, resulting in a massive dust storm that has left the entire colony covered in a thick layer of red dust. Some of the colonists are even reporting strange dreams about ancient civilizations and tentacled monsters. I guess that's what happens when you try to make a new home on a planet that's basically a giant haunted house.
#HitchhikersGuide
In other news, scientists have finally discovered the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And no, it's not 42. Apparently, it's cheese. That's right, cheese. According to the research team, the chemical structure of cheese contains all the necessary elements for the creation of life. So, if you're ever stranded on a deserted planet with nothing but a towel and a block of cheddar, you're in luck.
#DoctorWho
And finally, in celebrity science news, it seems that the Doctor himself has been spotted hanging out in the Andromeda Galaxy. Witnesses report that he was seen chatting with a group of aliens at a local cantina before disappearing in a flash of light. We can only assume that he's off saving the universe from some sort of alien invasion or time paradox. Keep doing what you do, Doctor!
That's all for now, space fans! Stay tuned for more bizarre and hilarious science news from Crash Facepalm's Science Report.
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.