Happy Monday Con Report - Concellation 2023
Greetings, fellow space travelers! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting back from the ultimate science fiction and fantasy convention, Concellation 2023. And boy, let me tell you, this convention shows no signs of stopping!
It's Monday, and I've already had more adventures than I can count. I started off the day attending a panel on world-building with none other than George R.R. Martin himself. Let's just say, I'm glad I don't live in Westeros!
After that, I found myself in a game of cosplay laser tag with the cast of Star Trek: Discovery. I may have been on the losing team, but hey, at least I got to shoot Sonequa Martin-Green with a laser!
And then, I stumbled upon a secret room where Neil Gaiman was giving a reading of his latest work. I swear, the man is a literary wizard. I was so captivated by his storytelling that I almost forgot I had a panel to attend on the importance of science in science fiction.
But of course, it wouldn't be Concellation without some unexpected twists and turns. During the panel, we were suddenly interrupted by a group of Daleks, demanding that we surrender to their supreme leadership. Let's just say, things got pretty chaotic after that.
Overall, it's been an incredible weekend of meeting my favorite authors, celebrities, and fictional characters. The only downside? I think I may have accidentally left my spaceship parked on the wrong planet...
Until next time, fellow Concellation-goers! Don't forget to use the hashtags #Concellation2023 and #HappyMondayConReport to share your own adventures!
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.