"The Facepalm Report: Crash Facepalm's Hilarious Mishaps at Concellation - Prepare for Epic Levels of Facepalming!"Crash Facepalm Talks To... The One and Only Gandalf! #wizardingworld #youshallnotpass #precious Crash Facepalm: Ladies and gentlemen, I am beyond starstruck today as I have the honor of interviewing the legendary wizard, Gandalf! Welcome, Gandalf! Gandalf: Ah, greetings, Crash Facepalm! It's a pleasure to be here. Though I must admit, I expected more fireworks and dragons in the green room. Crash Facepalm: My apologies, Gandalf, we had to replace the fireworks with sparklers due to some unfortunate incidents at our last convention. But fear not, there's still plenty of magic in the air! Gandalf: Excellent! Magic is always welcome, whether it comes from the staff of a wizard or the imagination of a reader. Crash Facepalm: Speaking of readers, our fans are dying to know, who is your favorite author? Gandalf: Ah, that's a difficult question indeed. There are so many talented writers out there, but if I had to choose just one, it would be J.R.R. Tolkien. He managed to capture the essence of Middle-earth so beautifully. Plus, he made me look like a rockstar with all those epic battles and riddles. Crash Facepalm: Tolkien truly created a masterpiece, and your portrayal in his books and Peter Jackson's films was nothing short of magical. Now, onto a more pressing matter - what's your secret to maintaining such a magnificent beard? Gandalf: Ah, the power of the beard! Well, you see, Crash, it's a combination of ancient elven grooming techniques and a little bit of wizardry. I've tried various potions and enchantments, but at the end of the day, it's all about embracing the wild side and letting it grow. Beards are like magical artifacts, they have a life of their own! Crash Facepalm: I shall take note of those words of wisdom, Gandalf. Finally, we know you're an expert in battling dark forces, but what's your favorite way to unwind after saving Middle-earth? Gandalf: Ah, after a long day of wizarding and saving the world, there's nothing quite like a good book and a cozy fire. I enjoy losing myself in the tales of other brave heroes and heroines. And, of course, a nice cup of tea is essential. Earl Grey, hot, just like Captain Picard.

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.