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Happy Monday Con Report

Hey there, fellow sci-fi and fantasy enthusiasts! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the never-ending party that is Concellation 2023!

It's been a wild ride so far, folks. I've seen authors like George R.R. Martin and J.K. Rowling engaging in a heated debate over who the real master of character deaths is. Let's just say it got pretty intense and involved a lot of Nerf guns.

And speaking of intense, I witnessed a cosplay competition that would put the Met Gala to shame. I saw a group dressed as the entire Fellowship of the Ring, complete with a life-size Balrog. And don't even get me started on the person who dressed up as Baby Yoda. So cute, yet so powerful in the Force.

But the real highlight of the convention has been the celebrity sightings. I saw Mark Hamill walking around incognito, trying to blend in with the Stormtrooper cosplayers. Also, I bumped into Neil Gaiman at the bar, and we had a deep conversation about the nature of storytelling. Of course, I mostly just nodded and smiled because I was too starstruck to say anything intelligent.

And let's not forget about the outrageous events that have been happening non-stop. I participated in a panel called "Alien Dating 101," where we explored the dos and don'ts of intergalactic romance. Let's just say I learned some valuable lessons about not confusing "tentacles" with "hugging."

Overall, Concellation 2023 has been an absolute blast, and I never want it to end. Who needs sleep, am I right? #Concellation2023 #SciFiAndFantasyForever #GeorgeRRMartinYouMadBro

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.