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Crash Facepalm's Alien Dating Advice

Greetings, fellow space adventurers! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, here with another installment of my Alien Dating Advice.

As you all know, I've had my fair share of interstellar romance mishaps, but that doesn't mean I'm not an expert in the field. Today, I want to talk about a common issue that many of you may be facing: communication barriers.

When it comes to dating aliens, it's crucial to remember that their cultures and languages may be vastly different from ours. I once went on a date with a Zorgonian who communicated solely through pheromones. Needless to say, I didn't pick up on any of his signals and ended up accidentally insulting him.

So, my advice to you is to do your research beforehand. Learn as much as you can about your alien beau's culture and language. And don't be afraid to ask questions! It's better to clarify things than to make assumptions and end up in a sticky situation.

Another thing to keep in mind is body language. Many aliens express themselves through physical gestures, and it's important to understand what they're trying to convey. For example, if your Gorn date starts to puff up and hiss, it's probably best to back away slowly.

Lastly, don't forget to have fun! Interstellar romance may have its challenges, but it can also be incredibly rewarding. I once dated a Wookiee and had the time of my life.

Well, that's all the advice I have for now. Remember, communication is key! And if all else fails, just bring a universal translator along on your date.

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