"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves into Alternate Universes: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

Crash Facepalm's Conspiracies: A Sci-Fi and Fantasy Convention Progress Report

Greetings, fellow science fiction and fantasy enthusiasts! I'm Crash Facepalm, your suave but hapless astronaut reporter, here to bring you the latest conspiracy theories from the world of sci-fi and fantasy.

Now, I know what you're thinking - "Crash, you crazy conspiracy theorist, what do you have for us today?" Well, my friends, let me tell you about the biggest conspiracy theory in the galaxy.

It all started when I was reading the latest book by my favorite author, George R. R. Martin. As I was devouring the pages of "A Song of Ice and Fire," it hit me like a spaceship crashing into an asteroid - George R. R. Martin is actually a secret agent for an alien race!

Think about it - why else would he take so long to write the next book? He's not struggling with writer's block, he's actually receiving transmissions from his alien overlords, instructing him on how to best take over Earth.

But that's not all - I also have reason to believe that J.K. Rowling is in on the conspiracy. You see, her magical world of Harry Potter isn't just a work of fiction - it's a blueprint for the aliens' plan to infiltrate our planet!

And let's not forget about celebrities like Tom Cruise and Katy Perry. They may seem like innocent actors and musicians, but they're actually part of a secret society dedicated to protecting the aliens' plans.

Now, I know some of you may think I'm just a crazy conspiracy theorist, but I have evidence to back up my claims. For example, have you ever noticed how many sci-fi and fantasy movies involve aliens taking over Earth? It's not just a coincidence, my friends.

So, the next time you pick up a book by George R. R. Martin or watch a movie with Tom Cruise, remember - they may be part of a vast alien conspiracy to take over our planet. #CrashFacepalmsConspiracies #SciFiAndFantasyConvention #GeorgeRRMartin

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.