The Facepalm Report
Crash Facepalm Talks To...
Featuring Special Guest: Darth Vader
Welcome to another edition of Crash Facepalm Talks To... where I interview the biggest and brightest stars in science fiction and fantasy. Today, we are joined by none other than the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Vader!
Question 1: What's your favorite planet to conquer and why?
Darth Vader: "My favorite planet to conquer is definitely Coruscant. The thrill of taking down the heart of the Republic and watching the Jedi Temple burn was a moment I'll never forget."
Crash Facepalm: "Wow, that's quite dark. Moving on to our next question..."
Question 2: Are there any popular sci-fi/fantasy books or movies that you enjoy?
Darth Vader: "I'm a big fan of 'Dune' by Frank Herbert. The intricate political maneuvering and the power struggles between the different factions really speak to me."
Crash Facepalm: "I see, a man of culture, I like that. Final question..."
Question 3: Can you tell us a joke about the Death Star?
Darth Vader: "Why did the Death Star refuse a bank loan? Because it had a bad credit score!"
Crash Facepalm: "Hahaha, that's terrible. Thank you for joining us, Darth Vader. It's been a pleasure talking to you."
That's all for this edition of Crash Facepalm Talks To... Join us next time when we talk to another famous personality from the world of science fiction and fantasy. #CrashFacepalmTalksTo #DarthVader #StarWars #Dune #DeathStar #SciFi #Fantasy
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