The Facepalm Report
Crash Facepalm's Feature on Conspiracy Theories
Greetings, fellow #SFFCon attendees! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, here to delve into the mysterious world of conspiracy theories. Buckle up, because we're about to go on a wild ride through the realms of science fiction and fantasy!
Now, I must warn you, what I'm about to reveal might make your favorite authors roll their eyes faster than a warp-speed starship. But hey, who doesn't love a good conspiracy theory, right? So, hold onto your TARDISes and let's get started!
The Theory: The Great Author Identity Swap
"In a shocking twist, J.K. Rowling is actually George R.R. Martin, and Neil Gaiman is secretly Stephenie Meyer! Mind blown, right?"
According to this outlandish theory, our beloved authors have been swapping identities faster than superhero costume changes. The mastermind behind it? The elusive #ConspiracyAuthorX! They claim that this dastardly author has been manipulating us all, using their shape-shifting abilities to confuse and confound readers everywhere.
The Evidence: Hidden Clues in Books
"If you rearrange the letters in 'Tolkien,' you get 'Koletin.' Coincidence? I think not
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.
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