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A Hapless Astronaut Reporter's Three-Question Interview
Welcome, fellow space travelers and fantastical beings, to the most crash-tastic interview segment this side of the multiverse! I'm your host, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the heart of the science fiction and fantasy convention.
Today, I have the privilege of speaking with a legendary figure from the realms of sci-fi, horror, or fantasy. Prepare your warp drives and magic wands as we dive into the minds of our favorite personalities!
Interviewee: [Famous Personality]
Crash: Greetings, [Famous Personality]! It's an honor to have you here today. Let's jump right into the wormhole with our first question: If you could visit any fictional world, which one would it be and why?
[Famous Personality]: Ah, Crash, my interdimensional comrade! If I had to choose just one, it would have to be the enchanting land of Middle-earth. Imagine strolling through the Shire, dining with hobbits, and embarking on epic quests alongside elves and dwarves.
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.
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