"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves into Alternate Universe: An Exclusive Report by Crash Facepalm!"

Happy Monday Con Report

Greetings, fellow space travelers!

Crash Facepalm here, the suave but hapless astronaut reporter, reporting live from the never-ending party that is Concellation 2023.

It's Monday, and while most people are heading back to work, we're still going strong here at the convention. I've seen things this weekend that I never thought possible - from a panel on how to properly care for your alien pet, to a cosplay competition where the winner dressed as a character from that classic sci-fi series, Battlestar Trek Wars.

We've had some amazing guests this year. I had the pleasure of interviewing the great Neil Gaiman himself, who revealed that he's secretly a huge fan of romance novels. And let me tell you, seeing George R.R. Martin and J.K. Rowling arm-wrestle over who gets the last slice of pizza was a highlight of my weekend.

Of course, the real stars of the convention are the fans themselves. I've seen some incredible costumes, from a group dressed as characters from Firefly to someone who managed to pull off a convincing cosplay of a Dalek from Doctor Who.

But the best part of Concellation 2023? The never-ending parties. I've been to so many room parties that I can't even count them all. Let's just say that I've seen things that would make a Klingon blush.

So, as the convention continues to rage on, I'll be here, trying to keep up with all the excitement. Until then, keep it geeky, my friends! #Concellation2023 #NeverEndingParty #BattlestarTrekWars #NeilGaimanFan #PizzaWars

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.