The Facepalm Report
#HappyMondayConReport | Concellation 2023
Greetings, fellow space cadets and interdimensional travelers! Crash Facepalm here, reporting to you live from the one and only Concellation 2023, where the impossible becomes possible and the improbable becomes everyday life!
Outrageous Events Galore!
Let me tell you, folks, this convention has been an absolute whirlwind of epic proportions! From the moment I arrived on Friday, it's been a non-stop parade of mind-boggling activities and unbelievable spectacles.
Where else can you witness a cosplay contest judged by none other than the legendary G.R.R. Tolkien (yes, George R.R. Martin cosplaying as J.R.R. Tolkien), accompanied by a panel of shape-shifting dragons? Talk about a #GameOfThrones meets #LordOfTheRings mashup that will leave you speechless!
And let's not forget the intergalactic speed dating event, where singletons from different galaxies come together, hoping to find love amidst the stars. I even spotted Captain Kirk himself giving dating tips to some lucky attendees! Beam me up, Scotty, because this event is truly out of this world!
Celebrity Encounters
Concellation 2023 has attracted some of the biggest names in the sci-fi and fantasy realm. I had the pleasure of sharing a cup of coffee with Neil Gaiman, who revealed his secret inspiration for writing "American Gods"
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