The Facepalm Report
Review Tuesday: Alien Planet
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Hello fellow space travelers! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, here to share my latest Yelp review of an alien planet.
Let me tell you, this planet was out of this world! Literally. The landscapes were breathtaking and the flora and fauna were unlike anything I've ever seen before.
However, I have to say, the local cuisine left a lot to be desired. I tried the "space slugs" and let's just say I won't be ordering that again anytime soon. On the plus side, the restaurant had a great view of the intergalactic highway.
Another thing to note is that the local inhabitants were quite friendly. They even invited me to join in on their annual "Star Trek" cosplay convention. I have to admit, I made a pretty convincing Captain Kirk.
Overall, I highly recommend visiting this planet for the amazing sights and friendly locals. Just maybe bring your own snacks.
Live long and prosper,
Crash Facepalm
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.
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