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Greetings, fellow intergalactic love seekers! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, back with more tales of dating aliens.

Last week, I went on a date with a beautiful alien from the planet Zog. Everything was going great until I accidentally called her by the wrong name. I guess "Zag" and "Zog" are not interchangeable. Needless to say, the rest of the date was a disaster.

But fear not, my friends! I have learned from my mistakes and am here to share my advice on how to navigate the tricky waters of interspecies romance.

#1: Learn the Language

If you're dating an alien, chances are their language is different from yours. Take the time to learn some key phrases and words. Not only will it impress your date, but it will also make communication much smoother.

Plus, you never know when knowing how to say "I love you" in Klingon will come in handy.

#2: Don't Assume They're Like Humans

Just because your alien date looks like a humanoid doesn't mean they have the same customs or behaviors as humans. Don't assume they like the same things or have the same sense of humor.

For example, on my first date with a Kree warrior, I made a joke about their green skin. Turns out, that's a sensitive subject for them. Who knew?

#3: Be Prepared for Culture Shock

Depending on where your alien date is from, their culture and customs may be vastly different from yours. Be prepared for this and try to be open-minded.

My date with a Hutt was definitely a culture shock. I had never seen someone eat so many live animals in one sitting. But I respected their customs and even tried a few bites myself.

Well, that's all the advice I have for now. Remember, dating aliens can be tricky, but it's worth it for the love and adventure.

Until next time, keep your ph

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.