"Concellation 2021: Aliens, Wizards, and Facepalms, Oh My!"

Welcome to the Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention Progress Report!

Hey there, fellow space cadets! It's me, Crash Facepalm, your favorite astronaut reporter. I've got some news that's out of this world (literally). I've been doing some digging and I think I've uncovered a conspiracy theory that will blow your socks off.

Okay, so hear me out. You know how J.K. Rowling wrote those Harry Potter books? And you know how everyone loves them? Well, what if I told you that J.K. Rowling is actually a character in her own book series?

It makes total sense if you think about it. She's always talking about how she knows everything that happens in the wizarding world. How could she possibly know all of that unless she's experiencing it firsthand? And have you ever seen her and Hermione Granger in the same room? I didn't think so.

But wait, it gets even crazier. What if I told you that George R.R. Martin is actually a time traveler from medieval times? Think about it. He knows so much about knights and castles and dragons. It's like he's lived through it all before. And have you ever seen him and Jon Snow in the same room? Coincidence? I think not.

But here's where it gets really wild. What if I told you that Elon Musk is actually an alien? I mean, have you seen his hairline? And have you ever heard him talk about sustainable energy and space travel? Those are definitely alien concepts. Plus, he named his company SpaceX. That's like, blatantly obvious.

So there you have it, folks. The shocking truth about your favorite authors and celebrities. Keep your eyes peeled for any more evidence of this conspiracy theory. And remember, #StayWoke, #TheTruthIsOutThere, and #CrashFacepalmIsAlwaysRight.

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.