Crash Facepalm:

Greetings, fellow intergalactic enthusiasts! I'm your favorite (and most accident-prone) astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, here at the science fiction and fantasy convention. Today, I have the pleasure of interviewing a renowned personality from the realms of imagination. Brace yourselves, folks, and let's dive into the fantastical!

Crash Facepalm Talks To... Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Crash Facepalm:

Greetings, Captain Picard! As a huge fan of your voyages aboard the USS Enterprise, I have to ask: how do you manage to keep such a cool head in the face of interstellar chaos? Any tips for us space-faring enthusiasts on handling unexpected situations? #KeepCalmAndEngageWarpDrive

Captain Jean-Luc Picard:

Ah, Crash Facepalm, it's a pleasure to speak with you. Maintaining composure amidst chaos is a result of Starfleet training and the collective wisdom of my crew. My advice would be to trust in your training, rely on your

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