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Welcome, fellow space-lovers!

Greetings, my fellow space enthusiasts! It's me, Crash Facepalm, your friendly neighborhood astronaut reporter with another installment of alien dating advice. As you all know, I've had my fair share of ups and downs when it comes to interspecies romance, but I'm here to share my wisdom with you all so that you don't have to make the same mistakes I did.

Don't be afraid to get weird

When it comes to dating aliens, things can get... well, strange. But that's no reason to be scared off! Embrace the weirdness and let yourself get swept up in the otherworldly magic. I once dated an alien who communicated solely through interpretive dance, and while it took me a while to figure out what was going on, it ended up being one of the most beautiful experiences of my life.

Remember the little things

Just because your alien date is from another planet doesn't mean they don't appreciate the little things. In fact, sometimes the little things are even more important to them. I once went on a date with a Xornian who was absolutely delighted when I brought them a bouquet of Earth flowers. It was a small gesture, but it meant the world to them.

Be prepared for surprises

No matter how well you think you know your alien date, there's always the chance that they'll surprise you. I once dated a shapeshifting alien who, on our second date, transformed into a giant squid and took me on a deep-sea adventure. It was... unexpected, to say the least, but it's now one of my favorite memories.

Laugh at yourself

Let's face it: when you're dating aliens, you're going to make some mistakes. But that's okay! The key is to be able to laugh at yourself and move on. I once accidentally insulted a Kree ambassador's mother and ended up having to apologize profus

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.

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