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Greetings, fellow convention-goers! I'm your favorite hapless astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, and I'm here to bring you some exclusive interviews with some of the biggest names in science fiction, horror, and fantasy. Buckle up, because things are about to get wild!

Interview #1: Darth Vader

Crash: So, Mr. Vader, what's a typical day like for you?

Darth Vader: I start my day with some meditation, followed by a lightsaber training session. Then I spend most of my day overseeing the construction of the Death Star.

Crash: Wow, sounds busy! Do you ever take a break and read any science fiction novels?

Darth Vader: I don't need to read science fiction, I live it.

Crash: Fair enough. Finally, if you could have any celebrity voice your iconic breathing, who would it be?

Darth Vader: James Earl Jones, of course. Who else could capture the essence of my dark side?

#MayTheForceBeWithYou #DarkSide #JamesEarlJones

Interview #2: Hermione Granger

Crash: Hermione, what's it like being one of the most beloved characters in all of literature?

Hermione Granger: It's certainly been an incredible journey. I feel so fortunate to have been a part of such a magical world.

Crash: Speaking of magic, if you could have any magical power, what would it be?

Hermione Granger: Oh, that's a tough one. I suppose the ability to apparate would be incredibly useful.

Crash: Absolutely. Finally, what advice would you have for aspiring young witches and wizards?

Hermione Granger: Always believe in yourself, and never be afraid to stand up for what's right.

#HogwartsAlumni #WitchcraftAndWizardry #EmmaWatson

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