"Crash Facepalm's 'The Facepalm Report': A Galaxy Full of Hilariously Epic Fails at Concellation!"

Welcome, fellow space cadets!

Crash Facepalm reporting live from the convention floor

Hey there, sci-fi and fantasy fanatics! Crash Facepalm here, your favorite astronaut reporter with the latest scoop from the front lines of this epic gathering of intergalactic proportions.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Crash, how did you manage to crash land on a convention floor?" Well, let's just say I took a wrong turn while navigating the space-time continuum. Don't worry, though, I've got my trusty towel with me, so everything will be just fine - as long as I don't panic.

Speaking of towels, have you spotted the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy booth yet? It's like stepping into a parallel universe where every question has a witty answer and Vogon poetry is considered high art. Just remember, when in doubt, the answer is always 42.

Now, let's talk about the celebrity sightings! I bumped into none other than the illustrious #NeilGaiman himself. He was signing copies of his latest book, and let me tell you, the line was longer than the queue for butterbeer at a #HarryPotter convention. But hey, it's Neil Gaiman, so I'd wait in line even if it stretched to Alpha Centauri.

And guess who I met at the cosplay contest? None other than #Gandalf! Yes, you heard me right. The White Wizard himself decided to take a break from Middle-earth and show off his amazing staff-twirling skills right here at our convention. He even gave me a tip on how to deal with pesky

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.