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Crash Facepalm's Science Report

Greetings fellow space enthusiasts! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting on the latest bizarre and hilarious science news from around the galaxy!

#SpaceGossip

First up, have you heard about the latest scandal in the Andromeda galaxy? Apparently, the famous author J.K. Rowlingspace has been accused of plagiarizing her latest bestseller, "Harry Spaceter and the Philosopher's Starship," from the lesser-known writer, Ursula K. Leguiniverse. Rowlingspace denies the accusations, but many fans are outraged.

#WeirdScience

In other news, scientists on the planet Zog have discovered a new species of alien that has the ability to communicate telepathically through interpretive dance. The aliens have invited Earthlings to a dance-off competition to test our communication skills. Will we accept the challenge?

#SciFiLaughs

And now for some intergalactic humor! Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on a piece of gum during a spacewalk? He was stuck in orbit for days! #SpaceJokes

#FandomFun

Last but not least, in honor of this convention, I want to share a funny story about meeting my favorite celebrity, Mark Hamillacticus, at a spaceport bar. I accidentally spilled my drink on him and he responded with his iconic line, "I am your father, but you owe me a new shirt." #StarWarsHumor

That's all for now, space fans! Stay tuned for more bizarre and hilarious science news from Crash Facepalm's Science Report!

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.