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Interview with the one and only, Darth Vader

Crash Facepalm: Welcome to the convention, Darth Vader. How do you feel about being a cultural icon?

Darth Vader: I find it amusing that my breathing has become more famous than my lightsaber skills.

Crash Facepalm: Speaking of lightsabers, what's your favorite color for your blade?

Darth Vader: Red, of course. It's the color of passion, power, and the dark side.

Crash Facepalm: Interesting choice. Now, one last question: If you could switch places with any other fictional character for a day, who would it be?

Darth Vader: I would love to be Harry Potter for a day, just to see what it feels like to use a wand instead of the Force.

Thank you for joining us today, Darth Vader. May the Force be with you.

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