"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

Happy Monday Con Report

Hello my fellow sci-fi and fantasy enthusiasts! It's your favorite hapless astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the never-ending party that is Concellation 2023!

Let me tell you, folks, this convention has been one wild ride so far. From panels with the likes of George R.R. Martin and J.K. Rowling, to cosplay competitions that would make even the great Stan Lee proud, this Con has it all.

And let's not forget the celebrity sightings! I personally spotted Mark Hamill and Lena Headey having a heated debate over who would win in a lightsaber battle: Luke Skywalker or Cersei Lannister. My money's on Luke, but don't tell Lena I said that.

But it's not just the big names that make this Con so special. The fans here are some of the most passionate and creative people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. I saw a group of cosplayers dressed as characters from Neil Gaiman's Sandman series, and they were so spot-on that I almost mistook them for the real deal.

The events at this Con are truly out of this world. Yesterday, I attended a workshop on how to create your own alien species, led by none other than James Cameron himself. Let's just say my new alien creation, the "Crashamander," is going to be a hit in the next Star Wars movie.

And let's not forget about the late-night parties. I stumbled upon a room where they were playing Dungeons & Dragons with actual dragons... or maybe it was just some really realistic CGI. Either way, it was epic.

So, my fellow Con-goers, keep the party going! Don't let Monday bring you down. Remember, the Con must go on! #Concellation2023 #CrashFacepalm #GeorgeRRMartinvsJKRowling #SandmanCosplay #JamesCameronAliens #DnDwithDragons

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.