"Concellation Attendees Trigger Massive Facepalm Epidemic - Crash Facepalm Reports"

Happy Monday Con Report

Hey there, space cadets! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the wildest convention in the galaxy - Concellation 2023!

Let me tell you, this convention is out of this world. Literally. There are aliens walking around like it's no big deal, and I even saw a Wookiee buying a coffee at the Starbucks in the lobby.

But enough about the attendees - let's talk about the events. Yesterday, I attended a panel on time travel with none other than Marty McFly himself! He showed us how to properly set the flux capacitor and even gave us a sneak peek at his hoverboard.

Later on, I checked out the cosplay competition and was blown away by the intricate costumes. There was a group dressed as characters from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," complete with a life-sized Heart of Gold spaceship. And don't get me started on the guy who dressed up as a Dalek - he even had the voice down pat.

But the real highlight of the day was the celebrity roast of George R.R. Martin. Let me tell you, those sci-fi and fantasy authors really know how to throw shade. Patrick Rothfuss made a joke about Martin's writing speed that had the entire room in stitches, and Neil Gaiman compared him to a glacier. Needless to say, Martin took it all in good humor and even joined in on the roasting of himself.

Today, I'm looking forward to attending a panel on intergalactic politics with Ambassador Spock and a Q&A session with J.K. Rowling. And rumor has it that the closing ceremony tonight will feature a surprise performance by the cast of "Firefly."

So if you're not at Concellation 2023, you're missing out, my friends. But don't worry - I'll be here all week, bringing you the latest updates from the galaxy's most outrageous convention. #Concellation2023 #SciFiLife #CrashFacepalmReportingLive

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.