#ReviewTuesday: My Experience on Planet Zog

By Crash Facepalm, Intergalactic Traveler and Astronaut Reporter

Let me start by saying that I've been to a lot of planets in my time, but Planet Zog was definitely one for the books. From the moment I landed, I knew I was in for a wild ride.

The first thing I noticed was the sky. It was a bright shade of green, which was totally #outofthisworld. I couldn't help but stare up at it for what felt like hours, until I realized that I had a job to do.

I set out to explore the planet and was immediately greeted by the friendliest bunch of aliens I've ever met. They were called the Zogians and they looked like a cross between a #Wookiee and a #Tribble. They were so darn cute that I just wanted to take them home with me.

The Zogians were kind enough to show me around their planet, and let me tell you, it was a trip. We visited the #DeathStar-shaped mountains, the #Tardis-looking buildings, and even the #Hogwarts-like castle. I couldn't believe my luck.

But the real kicker was when they took me to their local restaurant. The food was like nothing I'd ever tasted before. It was a mix of #pan-galactic-gargle-blasters, #butterbeer, and #spice-melange. I was in heaven.

Overall, I'd say that my experience on Planet Zog was definitely one for the books. The sights, the sounds, and the flavors were all #fantastic. If you're looking for a planet to visit, I'd highly recommend Planet Zog. Just be sure to bring your #towel.