"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

#CrashFacepalm's Humorous Feature

Greetings, fellow space travelers! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the science fiction and fantasy convention. You might remember me from my famous report on the Great Galactic War of 2077, where I accidentally got sucked into a black hole and ended up in a parallel universe.

But enough about my misadventures, let's talk about what's happening at the convention. I just attended a panel on "Alien Romance Novels" with none other than the bestselling author, Xeno Lovegood. He revealed that his inspiration for his latest book came from a dream where he was abducted by a group of hot aliens. And to think, all this time, I've been having nightmares about being probed by little green men!

Next up, I bumped into the legendary actor, Sir Patrick Stewart, who was dressed as Gandalf. When I asked him why he was dressed as a wizard instead of a Star Trek captain, he simply replied with a wink, "Why not both?"

Speaking of Star Trek, I also got to meet the creator of the franchise, Gene Roddenberry's ghost! Apparently, he was summoned here by a group of trekkies using a homemade ouija board. He didn't say much, but he did give me a thumbs up when I told him that I preferred The Next Generation over the original series.

Now, let's get to the real reason why we're all here - the cosplay contest. I saw some amazing costumes, including a group dressed as the crew of the Millennium Falcon and a lone warrior dressed as the Dragonborn from Skyrim. But the clear winner was a woman dressed as Daenerys Targaryen, complete with three live dragons on her shoulders. She definitely had the fire to win!

Well, that's all for now, folks! Stay tuned for more updates from your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm.

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.