#ScienceGoneWrong: Alien Plants Take Over Famous Author's Garden!

By Crash Facepalm | Stardate 2458136.5 | Filed under: Botanical Disasters

In a bizarre turn of events, the garden of renowned science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke has been overrun by extraterrestrial flora. Eyewitnesses report that the plants, resembling sentient Triffids, sprouted overnight and have taken control of the entire yard. The situation is so dire that even the author's own famous quote, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic," cannot explain this botanical calamity.

Experts are baffled as to how these alien plants arrived on Earth. Some speculate that they hitched a ride on a passing UFO, while others think it's a prank orchestrated by mischievous Martians. Either way, Clarke's garden has become a scene straight out of one of his own novels.

Local authorities have called in botan

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