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Crash Facepalm Talks To...
Welcome to another episode of "Crash Facepalm Talks To..." where I, your suave but hapless astronaut reporter, interview famous personalities from the world of science fiction, fantasy, and horror. Today, we have a very special guest - the one and only Darth Vader!
Interview with Darth Vader
Crash Facepalm: Thank you for joining us today, Darth Vader. It's an honor to have you here.
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing, Crash Facepalm.
Crash Facepalm: Uh, okay. So, let's talk about your iconic costume. How did you come up with the design?
Darth Vader: The design was a collaboration between the Emperor and myself. We wanted something that would strike fear in the hearts of our enemies.
Crash Facepalm: Well, I think you definitely succeeded in that regard. Now, there's been a lot of debate among fans about whether you're a tragic hero or a villain. What's your take on that?
Darth Vader: I am neither hero nor villain. I am simply a servant of the dark side of the Force.
Crash Facepalm: Right, got it. And finally, what advice do you have for aspiring Sith Lords out there?
Darth Vader: Embrace your anger and let the hate flow through you. And always remember - the Force will be with you, always.
Crash Facepalm: Well, there you have it, folks. Some words of wisdom from the legendary Darth Vader. Thanks for joining us today!
That's all for now, folks! Join me next time when I talk to the one and only Frodo Baggins. Don't forget to use the hashtag #CrashFacepalmTalksTo and let us know who you want to see interviewed next!
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