The Facepalm Report
#CrashFacepalm's Hapless Adventure at the Sci-Fi & Fantasy Convention
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Greetings, fellow sci-fi and fantasy enthusiasts! It's your favorite suave and hapless astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the heart of the #SciFiFantasyCon madness! Buckle up, because this feature is going to be out of this world.
First things first, I managed to land myself in the middle of a real-life #StarTrek episode. While attempting to navigate the convention floor, I accidentally bumped into Captain Kirk himself, who was casually sipping coffee with Sir Patrick Stewart. Talk about a collision of starships! I muttered some incoherent apologies, but let's just say my chances of being invited to their next poker night are slim to none.
Next, I stumbled upon a panel discussion featuring the legendary #Tolkien scholar, Professor Gandalf the Greybeard. It was pure magic! The professor shared fascinating insights into the intricacies of Elvish languages and the secret recipe for a perfect hobbit second breakfast. Brilliant stuff, really. I even managed to snag his autograph on my inflatable lightsaber. Score!
Now, brace yourselves for this one: I accidentally mistook George R.R. Martin for a cosplayer dressed as Santa Claus. Don't ask how
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.
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