Happy Monday Con Report - Concellation 2023

Greetings, fellow space cadets and fantasy aficionados! Crash Facepalm here, reporting live (and slightly disoriented) from the never-ending extravaganza that is #Concellation2023. It's Monday, but this convention shows no signs of stopping!

Outrageous Events Galore!

Where else can you witness George R.R. Martin attempting to write an entire novel in a single weekend while balancing on a unicycle? The tension is palpable as fans eagerly wait for him to finish #UnicycleNovelChallenge. Will he finally complete "The Winds of Winter"? Or will he take another detour and write a cookbook titled "Feasts of Westeros on Wheels"? Only time will tell!

Looking for some adrenaline-pumping action? Head over to the #JediAstronautLaserTag arena, where aspiring Jedis and astronauts battle it out using lightsabers and laser guns. Remember, safety first!

For those seeking a more intellectual challenge, test your knowledge at the #SciFiTrivium quiz show hosted by the ever-ent

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.