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"Concellation Attendees Facepalm in Unison as Intergalactic Alien Cosplayer Mistakenly Abducted by Actual Aliens!"
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Crash Facepalm's Yelp Review of Planet X-42
Wow, where do I even begin with this place? I mean, the scenery is out of this world (literally), but everything else is just...well, let's just say it's not exactly a vacation destination.
Pros:
- The purple sky is absolutely breathtaking. It's like something out of a Dornish dream.
- The local fauna is quite interesting. I met this cute little creature that reminded me of a Porg from Star Wars, except it had tentacles...lots and lots of tentacles.
- The locals are friendly enough...as long as you don't mind being probed.
Cons:
- The food is terrible. I tried this dish called "Zorgon Surprise" and let's just say there was no surprise about how bad it tasted.
- The weather is unpredictable. One minute it's sunny and warm, and the next minute you're in the middle of a sandstorm that would make Tatooine jealous.
- The nightlife is non-existent. I tried to find a cantina to get a drink, but all I found was a deserted wasteland.
All in all, if you're a fan of sci-fi and fantasy, you might want to check out Planet X-42 just for the experience. But if you're looking for a relaxing getaway, I'd say stick to Risa or Naboo.
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