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Crash Facepalm's Report: The Conspiracy Theory

Greetings, fellow space cadets and fantasy fans! I'm Crash Facepalm, your favorite astronaut reporter, here to share a conspiracy theory that will blow your minds!

Now, you all know that the universe is a vast and mysterious place, filled with strange and wondrous beings. But did you know that some of these beings may be hiding among us, disguised as regular humans?

I know what you're thinking - "Crash, you've been in space too long!" But hear me out. I've been doing some research, and I've noticed some suspicious patterns in the works of our favorite sci-fi and fantasy authors.

For example, have you read J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series? Think about it - wizards and witches living among us, hidden from the rest of the world. Sound familiar?

And what about George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire? Kings and queens vying for power, secret plots and conspiracies lurking around every corner. It's like he's telling us something!

But it's not just authors who are in on this secret. Celebrities are involved too. Take a look at Elon Musk. He's always talking about colonizing Mars and exploring the universe. But what if he's not trying to save humanity? What if he's trying to escape something?

And don't even get me started on Tom Cruise. The man has been to space, people! Why would he do that unless he was in on the secret?

So there you have it, folks. The evidence is all around us. Aliens, wizards, and secret societies may be hiding in plain sight. Keep your eyes open, and may the Force be with you!

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