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Welcome to Crash Facepalm Talks To...
Greetings, fellow sci-fi and fantasy enthusiasts! I'm Crash Facepalm, your suave but hapless astronaut reporter. Today, I have the pleasure of interviewing a very special guest. Let's get started!
Interview with Darth Vader
Crash Facepalm: It's an honor to meet you, Lord Vader. Can you tell us a little bit about your experience with the Force?
Darth Vader: The Force is strong with me. It has enabled me to achieve great power and control over the galaxy.
Crash Facepalm: Wow, that's really impressive. You're like the Jedi version of Elon Musk. Speaking of which, have you ever thought about branching out into space exploration?
Darth Vader: Space exploration is a waste of time. The Empire's resources are better spent on maintaining order and crushing rebellion.
Crash Facepalm: Well, I can't argue with that logic. One last question, do you have any advice for aspiring Sith Lords out there?
Darth Vader: Yes, always embrace the dark side. It will give you the strength to achieve anything you desire.
Well, there you have it folks. Thanks for tuning in to Crash Facepalm Talks To... Darth Vader! Remember to use the hashtags #CrashFacepalmTalksTo and #SciFiFantasyCon.
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