"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves Into Another Dimension: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

#HappyMonday Con Report

Hey there, fellow space nerds! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting live from the never-ending party that is Concellation 2023!

This convention has been out of this world – quite literally. I mean, where else can you see George R.R. Martin and Neil Gaiman having a lightsaber duel while J.K. Rowling referees? And let me tell you, seeing Patrick Stewart sing karaoke with Chewbacca was a sight to behold.

But let's talk about the events, shall we? Yesterday's panel on "How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse in Space" was both informative and terrifying. I now know how to defend myself against a horde of space zombies while also avoiding a black hole. #spacezombieapocalypse

The cosplay contest was also a blast. I saw a group of cosplayers dressed as the cast of Firefly reenacting the entire first season on stage. And don't even get me started on the guy dressed as a TARDIS who actually had a working door. #cosplaygoals

Of course, there were some mishaps too. I accidentally spilled my Romulan ale on William Shatner during his Q&A panel, and let's just say he wasn't too pleased. But hey, at least he didn't beam me up to the Enterprise and throw me out an airlock. #sorrynotsorry

Overall, Concellation 2023 has been a wild ride. I can't wait to see what today has in store. Rumor has it that George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are going to have a lightsaber vs whip battle. #maytheforcebewithindianajones

Until next time, this is Crash Facepalm signing off. Live long and prosper, my friends! #concellation2023

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.