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#CrashFacepalm's Science Report

Bizarre and Hilarious Science News from Around the Galaxy

Hello, fellow space enthusiasts! It's your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm, reporting on all the weird and wonderful science news from around the galaxy.

#AlienBeautyStandards

In a recent study, it was found that aliens find humans with three eyes to be the most attractive. Looks like we'll have to start wearing glasses with an extra lens if we want to be considered hot by our extraterrestrial neighbors.

#SpaceBurgers

You won't believe what they're serving up at the space diner these days! Scientists have developed a burger made entirely out of asteroid meat. Apparently, it tastes out of this world.

#MagicalUnicornPlanets

In a surprising discovery, astronomers have found a planet that resembles a giant unicorn. It has a rainbow-colored atmosphere and even has a horn made of ice. J.K. Rowling is reportedly already working on a script for a new Harry Potter spin-off featuring this magical planet.

#CelebAliens

Rumor has it that some of our favorite celebrities are actually aliens in disguise. Apparently, Taylor Swift's cat is actually a shape-shifting alien and Tom Cruise has a spaceship parked in his garage. Who knew?

#FandomScience

In a crossover event for the ages, scientists have teamed up with famous authors to create a new genre of science fiction: fandom science. From Star Trek-inspired teleportation devices to Harry Potter-style invisibility cloaks, the possibilities are endless.

Thanks for tuning in to this edition of #CrashFacepalm's Science Report. Until next time, keep looking up!

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