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Review Tuesday: Crash Facepalm's Yelp Review of Planet Zorgon

Hey there, fellow space travelers! I'm Crash Facepalm, the suave but hapless astronaut reporter, and I just had the pleasure (or not) of visiting Planet Zorgon. Here's my Yelp review:

#OutOfThisWorldExperience

Let me start by saying that the scenery on Planet Zorgon is truly out of this world! The sky is purple, the trees are turquoise, and the rivers are made of liquid gold. It's like being in a sci-fi movie... except it's real!

#WatchOutForTheWildlife

However, if you plan on actually exploring the planet, be warned: the wildlife is not friendly. I got chased by a group of angry Tribbles (yes, those cute little fuzzballs from Star Trek) and almost got trampled by a herd of stampeding Ewoks (from Star Wars). Let's just say I had to use my phaser (also from Star Trek) more than once to defend myself.

#IntergalacticCuisine

If you're a foodie, you'll love the intergalactic cuisine on Planet Zorgon. I tried the local delicacy, which is basically a giant squid tentacle stuffed with Klingon gagh (a type of worm). It sounds gross, but it was actually quite tasty... if you have a strong stomach, that is.

#BringExtraSpaceSuits

One thing I wish I had known before visiting Planet Zorgon is that the atmosphere is not breathable for humans. So, if you plan on staying for more than a few hours, bring extra space suits. Trust me, you don't want to end up like me, gasping for air and turning blue like a Smurf (yes, they

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.