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Welcome to Crash Facepalm Talks To...
Greetings, fellow space travelers and fantasy enthusiasts! I'm your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm. Today, I'm excited to bring you a three-question interview with a famous personality from science fiction, horror, or fantasy. Who will it be? Let's find out!
Crash Facepalm Talks To...The Doctor
Crash Facepalm: Hey there, Doctor! It's an honor to meet you. So, what's your favorite thing about traveling through time and space?
The Doctor: Oh, well, there are so many things to love! But I suppose the best part is seeing all the wonders of the universe and meeting new and interesting people along the way.
Crash Facepalm: Sounds amazing! So, I have to ask - who's your favorite author?
The Doctor: Hmm, that's a tough one. I've met so many great writers throughout my travels. But if I had to pick just one, I'd say it's Neil Gaiman. His stories are always so imaginative and full of wonder.
Crash Facepalm: Agreed! Neil Gaiman is awesome. Okay, last question - if you could have any celebrity guest star on one of your adventures, who would it be?
The Doctor: Oh, that's easy - David Bowie. He was a brilliant musician and artist, and I think he would have made an amazing companion.
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