The Facepalm Report
Crash Facepalm Talks To...
#1 - The One and Only Spock
Crash Facepalm: "Live long and prosper" is your catchphrase, but have you ever tried your hand at stand-up comedy? #OutOfThisWorldLaughs
Spock: "Fascinating question, Crash Facepalm. While my logical nature may not lend itself well to comedic timing, I have indeed dabbled in humor on occasion. However, I must admit that my attempts have often been met with dubious eyebrow raises rather than uproarious laughter."
#2 - The Master of Horror, Stephen King
Crash Facepalm: "Stephen, your stories are legendary for their thrills and chills. But what's the scariest thing that ever happened to you in real life? #TrueHorror
Stephen King: "Well, Crash Facepalm, I have encountered some spine-tingling moments in my life, but nothing quite as terrifying as the time I ran out of coffee while in the midst of writing a novel. It was a waking nightmare, let me tell you. Fortunately, I survived to tell the tale... and continue my caffeine-fue
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.
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