"Concellation Attendees Facepalm Themselves into Alternate Dimensions: A Report by Crash Facepalm"

Welcome to 'Crash Facepalm Talks To...'

Hey there, fellow space travelers! I'm Crash Facepalm, the suavest (and most accident-prone) astronaut reporter in the galaxy. Today, I'm thrilled to bring you a three-question interview with a famous personality from science fiction, horror or fantasy.

Interview with Darth Vader

First up, we have none other than the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Vader. Welcome, Lord Vader.

1. Crash Facepalm: So, Lord Vader, what do you like to do for fun when you're not busy crushing the Rebel Alliance?
2. Darth Vader: I find your lack of seriousness disturbing, Crash. But if you must know, I enjoy meditating on the power of the Force and spending quality time with my son, Luke Skywalker.
3. Crash Facepalm: Ah, yes, Luke. He's a good kid. So, tell me, have you ever read any science fiction novels that inspired your quest for galactic domination?
4. Darth Vader: I find your attempts at humor to be irritating, Crash. But to answer your question, I have found the works of Isaac Asimov to be particularly insightful when it comes to the nature of power and control.
5. Crash Facepalm: Interesting. And finally, Lord Vader, can you give us a sneak peek into what you have planned for the future of the Empire?
6. Darth Vader: I'm afraid that information is classified, Crash. But let's just say that the Rebel Alliance will soon regret ever crossing me.

Interview with Gandalf

Next up, we have the wise and powerful wizard, Gandalf. Welcome, Gandalf.

1. Crash Facepalm: So, Gandalf, what do you like to do when you're not saving Middle-earth
   
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