The best part, though, is that I listen! Comment below with what YOU want for the new year. The Divine Facepalm is here for you!

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I'd say it's my secret superpower, but it's not so much of a secret. What's your secret (or not-so-secret superpower?

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Sing it if you know it!

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Conventions are coming back, and you really should be seen in a Concellation shirt! https://shirts.concellation.com has you covered. Plus, get some for gifts and you'll be set, early!

Come on, fess up - what's your secret identity?

Get Orbit on your bod! https://crash.concellation.com has all kinds of hoopy merch!

And there are new Orbit stickers, pins and patches at https://www.concellation.com/store - Hanukkah Harry says shop early for your gift-giving needs!

If the cool kids won't let you into their club, start your own. They're probably not as cool as they think, anyway - and regardless, your club will be better and they'll be asking to join, soon.

Orbit started the "Wet Food Club." I'm not sure Orbit gets the concept. https://orbit.concellation.com

I'm open this weekend, though... but now I'm curious - comment and tell me about your worst date, ever.

Truefax: If you have an Orbit shirt, you're safe. Mostly.

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Fine, hand-crafted opinions from artisinal opiners in their home offices on Beta Antares IV.

Lay an opinion on me in the comments!

Except, I suppose, in the reverse - I have a psychic prediction that I'm going to lose!

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Orbit insists on micromanaging the distribution of wet food. Cats are jerks.

But you can still wear Orbit on your bod - https://crash.concellation.com has all the cool designs!

Everyone loves the sound of cat claws on metal, right?

The problem, really, is deciding where to go in the first place.

I tried to come up with a witty addition, but really, the cat's on point.

Hey, wear Orbit the Cat on your bod! https://crash.facepalm.com has some awesome shirts (and mugs, too).

Payment accepted in donuts or good bourbon. Terms available. Void where prohibited, taxed or otherwise resulting in bodily harm.

That said, success will bring honor to you and your house!

An example of such a force is the sound of a can of wet food being opened. 

I have no idea why Crash Facepalm doesn't speak Cat, but at least that gives me some job security!

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I think I've stumbled on to a fantastic business opportunity! Who wants a remote backrub?

Okay, failing that, how about some pins, patches or a nice Concellation lanyard? https://www.concellation.com/store has you covered!

Orbit will sit by the airlock for hours until you open it, and will then decide not to go out after all.

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As long as I don't get thrown under the space bus, I should be a-ok.

Even cats can have ethics.

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Honestly, it's usually Princess Anne who's doing the rescuing.

It's awesome! I won this contest, and I never win anything!

Would you like to win something? Comment on this post and tell everyone your favorite place (real or fictional) to vacation, and at the end of the day tomorrow (Friday the 8th October) I'll pick one random winner to get a Concellation prize pack (a lanyard, a couple of pins and some stickers). Yes, bribery to overcome the Farcebeek algorithm!

Only the abyss was amused.

Unless the airlock is broken, in which case just drop 'em off at the closest automated dilithium cracking station.

Please confirm - post the date in the comments. I don't think I should have eaten that mushroom stew last night...

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Crash Facepalm is always good for some words of affirmation!

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Even donuts break down now and again. It's all good!

Hey, while I've got you here, just letting you know that all orders at https://www.concellation.com/store get a free Crash Facepalm sticker and a free Orbit the Cat sticker, while supplies last! Wow, there's a lot of love today!

I haven't been back to Earth in ages. There's a reason!

Comment with the title of your favorite poem. Bonus points if it's Vogon or Klingon.

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Orbit says one should not be concerned with dogs at all. Ever.

If you buy into the many-worlds theory, this makes perfect sense. It had to happen!

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On the other hand, perhaps I'm just well-trained?

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Are you listening, SpaceX?! Cold pizza works, but don't mistake it for the wrong button!

Right now, they're telling me to stay calm until the coffee arrives. What do your voices tell you?

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What's your most questionable life choice?

Anyone who's been off-planet isn't eligible to play.

At least if they're red-shifted, you know you won't be hearing from them soon!

One you can use for fuel. The other is a component of water.

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It's best if you can figure out which one before you finish your first coffee.

Hey! Have you caught up on The Adventures of Crash Facepalm? 

https://facepalm.live/adventures has the first six episodes!

With all due respect to sentient plants...

I'd offer an extra hour in the ball pit for every shirt you get at https://shirts.concellation.com, but let's be honest, I think you've all had your fill of ball pits already!

As has been said, I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

Orbit got me a Starbucks card for no reason. Of course, the closest fly-through is on Callisto, so it's a bit of a trip...

I hear the school has great sweatshirts! https://dunning-kruger.shop :-)

It's true! I'm much more insightful when observed. Stop looking at me, and I'm but a point of insignificance. At least that's the word on the street. Want me on a shirt? https://crash.concellation.com is the place!

The only question now is which one. My money's on G'Kar.

Because a trebuchet doesn't work well in a small spacecraft.

The bad puns will continue until morale improves!

You'll love my new track, "Wet Food!"