What's your most questionable life choice?

Anyone who's been off-planet isn't eligible to play.

At least if they're red-shifted, you know you won't be hearing from them soon!

One you can use for fuel. The other is a component of water.

PS: https://www.concellation.com/store - do you have your pins and lanyards?

It's best if you can figure out which one before you finish your first coffee.

Hey! Have you caught up on The Adventures of Crash Facepalm? 

https://facepalm.live/adventures has the first six episodes!

With all due respect to sentient plants...

I'd offer an extra hour in the ball pit for every shirt you get at https://shirts.concellation.com, but let's be honest, I think you've all had your fill of ball pits already!

As has been said, I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

Orbit got me a Starbucks card for no reason. Of course, the closest fly-through is on Callisto, so it's a bit of a trip...

I hear the school has great sweatshirts! https://dunning-kruger.shop :-)

It's true! I'm much more insightful when observed. Stop looking at me, and I'm but a point of insignificance. At least that's the word on the street. Want me on a shirt? https://crash.concellation.com is the place!

The only question now is which one. My money's on G'Kar.

Because a trebuchet doesn't work well in a small spacecraft.

The bad puns will continue until morale improves!

You'll love my new track, "Wet Food!"