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Crash Facepalm Reviews an Alien Planet

#OutOfThisWorldExperience

Let me start by saying that this planet is something else entirely. I mean, I've been to some weird places in my time, but this one takes the cake.

#LostInTranslation

First of all, the language barrier is a bit of an issue. I tried to communicate with the locals using my universal translator, but it just kept spitting out gibberish. I mean, I'm pretty sure I asked for directions to the nearest spaceport, but they just looked at me like I was speaking in tongues.

#DangerousWildlife

And don't even get me started on the wildlife. I encountered a creature that looked like a cross between a dragon and a unicorn. It was beautiful, but when it started breathing fire and charging at me, I knew it was time to high-tail it out of there.

#NoIntergalacticWiFi

The accommodations weren't great either. I booked a room at the local inn, but there was no intergalactic WiFi. How am I supposed to file my report without WiFi? I ended up having to use a payphone to call my editor, which was a nightmare.

#WouldNotRecommend

All in all, I'd have to say that this planet is not worth the trip. Unless you're into dodging fire-breathing unicorns and communicating in gibberish, I'd recommend giving this one a miss.

Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.