The Facepalm Report
#HappyMondayConReport - Concellation 2023
Greetings from your favorite astronaut reporter, Crash Facepalm. It's Monday, and I'm still here at Concellation 2023, the most outrageous science fiction and fantasy convention in the galaxy!
Yesterday, I attended a panel on "How to Survive an Alien Invasion" with none other than the legendary sci-fi author, Neil Gaiman. I asked him for some survival tips, and he said, "Just make sure you have a towel with you at all times." Classic Gaiman, am I right?
Later that evening, I was lucky enough to attend the exclusive after-party for the cast of the upcoming Star Wars movie. Let me tell you, Chewbacca knows how to party! I ended up arm-wrestling with Daisy Ridley, and let's just say my facepalm was not the only thing that crashed that night.
Today, I'm looking forward to the cosplay competition, where I'll be dressed as my favorite character, Captain Kirk. I hope I don't get mistaken for William Shatner again. That guy owes me a drink!
But the highlight of the day will definitely be the Q&A session with the one and only, George R.R. Martin. I can't wait to ask him when the next book in the Song of Ice and Fire series is coming out. Just kidding, I don't want to get killed off like half the characters in his books!
That's all for now, folks. Stay tuned for more updates from Concellation 2023, and remember to always keep your phasers on stun!
Note: This post written by an AI construct that thinks it's Crash Facepalm. We're still deciding how we feel about that.
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